Funny Question of the Day (?)
August 2, 2008
What you get free costs too much?
Why are boxing rings square?
A duck’s quack doesn’t echo, anyone knows why?
The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds?
The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado?
I need someone really bad…Are you really bad?
Raises and promotions are given to people who generate trust and demonstrate competence to handle more complexity?
Why is it called a ‘building’ when it is already built?
Why is it called a TV set when theres only one?
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Tomorrow is a mystery, why try and fix it today?
The reverse side also has a reverse side?
If you are not supposed to drink and drive then why do bars have parking lots?
If it is true that we are here to help others, what are others here for?
Why doesn’t glue stick to its bottle?
Why does a round pizza come in square box?
If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
If the shoe doesn’t fit, must we change the foot?
What’s wrong with being a boring kind of guy?
Hatred is love frustrated?
The average man does not want to be free. He simply wants to be safe?
The only risk of failure is promotion?
The average man does not want to be free. He simply wants to be safe?
Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers?
Why is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness?
How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?
If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
Will the information superhighway have any rest stops?
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
Can animals commit suicide?
Do prison buses have emergency exits?
Do you yawn in your sleep?
Why do we press the start button to turn off the computer?
What is another word for “thesaurus”?
Truth is more of a stranger than fiction?
He who is not strong must needs be cunning?
The reverse side also has a reverse side?
Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?
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