Think !!!
June 24, 2010
Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
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FUNNY GRAVE SIGNS
September 17, 2009
Little Johny !!!
August 17, 2009
Teacher asks kindergarten students what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for.
First pupil: ‘Tylenol?’
Teacher: ‘Very good! And what is it used for?’
Pupil: ‘It is used for headaches’.
Second pupil: ‘Nytol, Teacher’.
Teacher: ‘Excellent. And what is it used for?’
Pupil: ‘To help you sleep’.
Now it is Johnny’s turn and he says: ‘Viagra’.
Teacher slightly shocked:
‘Johnny, what do you think is it used for?’
Johnny: ‘It can be used for diarrhea’.
Teacher: ‘Who told you this?’
Johnny: ‘Nobody, but every evening my mother tells my father …Take a Viagra, maybe that little shit will get harder’.
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Random Thoughts !!!
July 30, 2009
*Thought 1*
When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers.
When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.
When we die, our widows get the life insurance.
What do women want to be liberated from? *
*Thought 2*
The average man’s life consists of:
Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going,
Forty years of having his wife ask the same question;
and at the end, the mourners wondering too.*
*Thought 3*
A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, ‘If you
take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you.’ The
man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was
astonished.
He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the
voice shouted, ‘Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run
over you, and you will die.’ The man did as he was instructed, just as a car
came careening around the corner, barely missing him.
The man asked. ‘Who are you?’ ‘I am your guardian angel,’ the voice
answered. ‘Oh, yeah?’ the man asked ‘And where the hell were you when I got
married?’
*Thought 4*
Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant bride as her
father escorted her down the aisle to give away to the groom. They reached
the altar and the waiting groom ; the bride kissed her father and placed
something in his hand. Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to
the father by the bride.
The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to
divulge the secret and say something. So he announced ‘Ladies and Gentlemen
today is the luckiest day of my life..’ Then he raised his hands with what
his daughter gave him and continued, ‘My daughter finally, finally returned
my credit card to me.’
The whole audience including priest started laughing….
…… But not the poor groom!!!!
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Life’s Bank Account
June 21, 2009
Imagine there is a bank that credits your account each morning with Rs 86,400. It carries over no balance from day to day;
allows you to keep no cash balance; every night deletes whatever part of the balance you failed to use during the day. What would you do with such an account… Draw out every penny, of course!!!
Every one of us has such a ‘bank’. Its name is TIME. Every morning it credits you with 86,400 seconds. Every night it writes off as lost whatever of this you have failed to invest to good purpose. It carries over no balance. It allows no overdraft.
Each day it opens a new account for you. Each night it burns the records of the day. If you fail to use the day’s deposits, the loss is yours. There is no going back. There is no drawing against tomorrow. You must live in the present -on today’s deposits. Invest it so as to get from it the utmost in health, happiness and success!
The clock is running… Make the most of today!! And make it a great Day ahead!!
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Difference | C.V, Resume & Biodata
June 2, 2009
Difference Among C.V, Resume & Biodata
People use the words RESUME, C.V., and BIO-DATA interchangeably for the
document highlighting skills, education, and experience that a candidate
submits when applying for a job. On the surface level, all the three
mean the same. However, there are intricate differences.
RESUME
Resume Is a French word meaning “summary”, and true to the word
meaning, signifies a summary of one’s employment, education, and other
skills, used in applying for a new position. A resume seldom exceeds one
side of an A4 sheet, and at the most two sides. They do not list out all
the education and qualifications, but only highlight specific skills
customized to target the job profile in question.
A resume is usually broken into bullets and written in the third person
to appear objective and formal. A good resume starts with a brief
Summary of Qualifications, followed by Areas of Strength or Industry
Expertise in keywords, followed by Professional Experience in reverse
chronological order. Focus is on the most recent experiences, and prior
experiences summarized. The content aims at providing the reader a
balance of responsibilities and accomplishments for each position. After
Work experience come Professional Affiliations, Computer Skills, and
Education
C.V CURRICULUM VITAE
C.V Is a Latin word meaning “course of life”. Curriculum
Vitae (C.V.) is therefore a regular or particular course of study
pertaining to education and life. A C.V. is more detailed than a resume,
usually 2 to 3 pages, but can run even longer as per the requirement. A
C.V. generally lists out every skills, jobs, degrees, and professional
affiliations the applicant has acquired, usually in chronological order.
A C.V. displays general talent rather than specific skills for any
specific positions.
BIO-DATA
Bio Data the short form for Biographical Data, is the old-fashioned
terminology for Resume or C.V. The emphasis in a bio data is on personal
particulars like date of birth, religion, sex, race, nationality,
residence, martial status, and the like. Next comes a chronological
listing of education and experience. The things normally found in a
resume, that is specific skills for the job in question comes last, and
are seldom included. Bio-data also includes applications made in
specified formats as required by the company.
A resume is ideally suited when applying for middle and senior level
positions, where experience and specific skills rather than education is
important. A C.V., on the other hand is the preferred option for fresh
graduates, people looking for a career change, and those applying for
academic positions. The term bio-data is mostly used in India while
applying to government jobs, or when applying for research grants and
other situations where one has to submit descriptive essays.
Resumes present a summary of highlights and allow the prospective
employer to scan through the document visually or electronically, to see
if your skills match their available positions. A good resume can do
that very effectively, while a C.V. cannot. A bio-data could still
perform this role, especially if the format happens to be the one
recommended by the employer.
Personal information such as age, sex, religion and others, and hobbies
are never mentioned in a resume. Many people include such particulars in
the C.V. However, this is neither required nor considered in the US
market. A Bio-data, on the other hand always include such personal
particulars.
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